July 25, 2008 5:21 p.m.-5:24 p.m.
Can one be addicted to meat?
I was cutting my leftover steak and a piece dropped on my gritty, nasty kitchen floor.
I picked it up to throw it in the garbage disposal.
When I got to the sink, I looked at the meat, looked at that the faucet and thought
“Fuck it.”
I washed the thing off for a second then examined it.
Before I could convince myself not to, I popped it in my mouth and said,
“Fuck it, alligators do it.”
It was delicious.
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